fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
I won’t rest until I own this..
but will you travel across the land, searching far and wide?
is michael cera even a real person?
Photo by Elliott Erwitt
His mother effing face
better in leather
Date idea: petting cats
Album about a great story.
the truth has been revealed.